On my way back to campus from mass..

  • Mormon Missionary: If the blessed trinity you speak of came to your house for dinner, how many plates would you set up?
  • Me: I would set a plate for Jesus
  • Missionary: what about the Father and the Holy Spirit
  • Me: Well, God has no body apart from the incarnation of the second person of the blessed trinity, God the Son. The mere fact that God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are not physical beings means they don't have any actual use for plates.
  • I like how this went.
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  • Pro-Choice: Your body your choice!
  • Pregnant teen: I want to keep my baby!
  • Pro-Choice: Are you sure? It's really hard to be a teen parent!
  • Pregnant teen: You're right, it is going to be hard. Maybe you can-
  • Pro-Choice: ISN'T IT SO GREAT THAT WE'RE HERE FOR YOU? YOU CAN SCHEDULE YOUR ABORTION RIGHT NOW!
  • Pregnant teen: Actually, I was kind of thinking maybe you could give me some sources for diapers or something? Because they're expensive.
  • Pro-Choice: THIS IS WHY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PAY FOR CONTRACEPTION AND ABORTION! DIAPERS ARE EXPENSIVE!
  • Pregnant teen: Yeah, they are, and I want help with THAT, not with-
  • Pro-Choice: BABIES ARE SO EXPENSIVE! LET'S PREVENT THEM FROM HAPPENING! YOUR BODY YOUR CHOICE!
  • Pregnant teen: Ok but I'm choosing to keep the baby!
  • Pro-Choice: HAVE SOME GOVERNMENT CONTRACEPTIVES! THEY'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! WE ALSO COVER ABORTIONS!
  • Pregnant teen: BUT DO YOU COVER MATERNITY LEAVE? DO YOU COVER DAYCARE? DO YOU COVER PEDIATRICIANS? GYNECOLOGISTS? DIAPERS? BLANKETS? PACIFIERS?
  • HOW IS IT A CHOICE IF ALL YOU'LL HELP ME WITH IS CONTRACEPTIVES OR ABORTION?
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